Creepiest Doll Ever?

Doesn't it look like it's going to jump through the screen and murder your family?

I ran into two horrifically creepy dolls on the weekend at a garage sale. The male one made me want to poop my pants.

Or maybe there’s a bit too much fruit in my diet…

Either way, have a look for yourself.

Doesn't it look like it's going to jump through the screen and murder your family?

Doesn’t it look like it’s going to jump through the screen and murder your family?

I’m not sure who thought this doll was a good idea. Just think – at some point this doll had to be designed, approved and manufactured. At no point during that process did someone think this doll was a bad idea?

I mean come on, people! This doll will give children nightmares. If I had it in my house, I’d be locking away all of my sharp knives.

Hell, I might even start praying again just in case.

Here’s the slightly less creepy (in my opinion) female doll.

*psycho music playing in background*

*psycho music playing in background*

Let’s distance ourselves from these dolls for a minute. Take a breather. Relax. They’re just dolls.

Right?

A quick update:

Been super busy lately. Besides the move and single life, I found out recently a very close friend of mine has malignant tumors in his brain. They’re not sure what can be done at this point. They’re doing lots of tests on them.

It’s hard to watch their family struggle with this. My father died of cancer and I know how unbearably hard it can be to watch.

So fingers crossed.

I plan on resuming my regular blogging schedule next week. I’ll be making a post next Friday on the The Isaiah 53:5 Project, and I’ll be picking up the keyboard again on my own blog as well. I’ll also be tackling a few atheistic and religious subjects I’ve been thinking about lately.

Thanks for reading!

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34 Comments

  1. The first doll looks like he’s going to jump through my screen and beat me up. What did I ever do to him?

    The second doll looks like a mindless zombie. Hello? Is there anything in that head of yours? Of course not – it’s a doll. šŸ™‚

    Yes, they are definitely creepy! Seriously, are these toy manufacturers intentionally trying to traumatize children for life?

    GC, I am so very sorry to hear about your friend! That’s got to be really hard especially considering how your dad died. šŸ˜¦ How is your friend feeling right now? Probably not so great due to the news, I’d imagine, but how about physically?

    (HUG)

  2. Dolls are so creepy. I was in an antique shop not too long ago and saw some super creepy dolls there. I had to chuckle at you saying “Iā€™m not sure who thought this doll was a good idea. Just think ā€“ at some point this doll had to be designed, approved and manufactured. At no point during that process did someone think this doll was a bad idea?” Seriously… wtf?

    So sorry to hear about your friend, I really hope some of those tests will show that something can be done for him. Sending best wishes his way…

  3. you’re right, that little boy doll is sad more than creepy. The way he’s dressed says he may have been part of some kind of ensemble display somewhere, lord alone knows what, where realistic faces mattered more than the standard zombie-stare- and- the-rosebud-lips-look. Makes me want to take him home and comb his hair…

    What a shame about your friend. I truly hope things get better for him…

  4. creepy dolls and scary too in the dim light, I bet. enough to scare the be-jezzus out of you. but be assured, if this boy could talk, he would be mouthing the words “but I love you…don’t you just love George Carlin?
    -KIA

  5. The dolls are fine. You watch too much TV šŸ™‚
    How’s single life? Learning to cook yet or are you and Dexter on Takeouts and cheese sandwiches? šŸ™‚

    Sorry to read about your friend. Best of everything for him.

    Just read your conversation over here Phew…
    https://andifheis.wordpress.com/2015/08/22/what-if-jesus-really-is-who-he-claimed-to-be-2/#comments

    A real choice piece that is.
    There a similar post that I commented on and was just taken down. It featured the same Jesus question.
    They get weirder by the day, they really do.

  6. LOL! Clearly you’ve been watching Chucky and Chucky’s bride way too many times, but I do agree with you. Most dolls are creepy. That is why prefer stuffed animals, like tigers and bears.

    Sorry to hear about your friend. It sucks.

    You take care okay and big hugs and lots of kisses to Dexter. šŸ˜€

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