It seems not only God works in mysterious ways, but so does Satan.
According to one woman, Monster energy drinks are the work of Satan.
Her evidence (hold on to your britches…it’s about to get Satanic) is:
Beginning with breaks in the letter ‘M,’ the woman explains that it symbolizes the Hebrew letter vav — the sixth letter in the Hebrew alphabet — as she maintains that the three now-broken bars of the ‘m’ stand for 666, the Sign of the Beast. She later notes how this ties in with the drink’s advertising slogan: Unleash the beast.
Turning to the ‘o’ in the word ‘monster’ she draws attention to a cross piercing it and poses the question as to what Christ, as symbolized by the cross, has to do with an energy drink company. She then notes that the can has the letters ‘BFC’ at the base which she explains stands for “Big f*cking can,” while she draws attention to to size of the 24 fl. oz can
I know I’m convinced.
I’m certainly convinced that our species has a penchant for superstition and silliness.
If I were Satan, I would be rolling around in my fiery grave. Here I am putting in all this work to try and make humans follow their basic God-given instincts, and these people think I have to stoop to using energy drinks. God gets credit for the flashy miracles, plagues, drownings and angels, and here I am getting spit on like a second-rate charlatan.
Things sure have changed since the time of Job, when God and I could sit around and torture a poor righteous man, while sipping premium scotch.
She goes on with:
She goes on to state that the manufacturers are using the popularity of the highly-caffeinated drinks to enter into Christian homes.
“This is how clever Satan is. And how he gets into the Christan home, and a Christian’s life, and it breaks God’s heart,” she explains.
Now she speaks for the almighty as well. How does she know what breaks God’s heart> Does an invisible, supernatural being even have a heart? Does God not have the power to change anything? Is He really going to allow Monster Energy drinks to become his downfall!?
Stay tuned to find out.
Same God-time. Same Satanic channel.
Dumb Question: If Monster Energy is the work of Satan…why does she seem to own a case of it? Did Satan trick her into bringing him into yet another Christian household?