I wrote a post the other day about modern day feminism. I might have to take everything I said back. I just found a video of a country song (thanks to Jaclyn Glenn) that is mind blowing in its stupidity and contempt for women.
Don’t believe me?
Here’s a sample of the lyrics:
Somebody’s gotta wear a pretty skirt,
Somebody’s gotta be the one to flirt,
Somebody’s gotta wanna hold his hand so God Made Girls
Yup. That’s why women exist. Someone has to rock that skirt. Guys can’t be trusted to flirt either and holding hands is out of the question, unless you’re a girl.
Now you know – God made girls for some lofty purposes.
Somebody’s gotta make him get dressed up,
Give him a reason to wash that truck,
Somebody’s gotta teach him how to dance,
So God made girls.
Face meet palm.
I never knew I needed a woman to get dressed. I don’t own a truck, either. I guess I’m not a real man.
My wife was happy to learn that God put her here so that I’d wash my vehicle and learn to dance. When she complained, I told her that complaining wasn’t attractive and she wasn’t being breakable enough.
I told her to listen to this vapid song a few more times.
He needed something soft and loud and sweet and proud
But tough enough to break a heart
Something beautiful and breakable that lights up in the dark
I just puked in my mouth a little.
Somebody’s gotta be the one to cry
Somebody’s gotta let him drive
Give him a reason to hold that door so God made girls
Guys can’t cry?
Of course we do. Hell, I’m listening to this song and crying in pain.
Now the next time you’re wondering what’s the purpose to life – why were you put here on planet Earth – you can now comfort yourself with the knowledge that if you’re a female, God made you so that guys would have a reason to open the door and let them sit in the drivers seat. That’s your purpose. That’s why God made girls.
Something that can wake him up and call his bluff and drag his butt to church
Something that is hard to handle
Somethin’ fragile to hold him when he hurts
My wife obviously isn’t fulfilling her God given purpose in life.
She isn’t dragging me to church.
The insane thing is that at the time of this typing, this video has over 8000 likes on YouTube and only 3500 dislikes. If I could dislike this song a million times, I would. Why are people up-voting this piece of crap video and song? Do people not listen to the lyrics?
Jaclyn was right . The song might as well just come out and say it – God made girls for men to use.
I hope if you’re reading this, you’ll take the time to down-vote this song and video.